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Anonymous asked: First, a compliment: I just wanted to say I love the way you write. I read most of your posts more than once because I just love how your brain works. Second, a question: What was your first job with a client like? Was it easier than expected? Harder? What do you know now that you wish you knew then? I hope you have a good holiday, xx.

That’s several questions, friend.

1. My first session is described here on Tits and Sass.

2. I wish my younger younger self had known that people who are excited about seeing an 18 year old are generally people who will scam you in one way or another. And that the body I had then was a serious moneymaker and I should take better care to preserve it. Also, SAVE YOUR MONEY. 

Have a great holiday darlin’.