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sexworkerproblems:

NO ONE HAS SWAGGER LIKE US.

(SUBMISSION)

(via fuckyeahstrippershit)

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my job lets me feel like this, but in real life.

(Source: justasquaregoingnowhere)

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I got the cake, but I need the dick.

blackamazon:

midwestmountainmama:

greenbrowngirl:

My Christmas is incomplete.

exactly.

things that are true

Let the church say amen.

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Anonymous asked: First, a compliment: I just wanted to say I love the way you write. I read most of your posts more than once because I just love how your brain works. Second, a question: What was your first job with a client like? Was it easier than expected? Harder? What do you know now that you wish you knew then? I hope you have a good holiday, xx.

That’s several questions, friend.

1. My first session is described here on Tits and Sass.

2. I wish my younger younger self had known that people who are excited about seeing an 18 year old are generally people who will scam you in one way or another. And that the body I had then was a serious moneymaker and I should take better care to preserve it. Also, SAVE YOUR MONEY.

Have a great holiday darlin’.

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Anonymous asked: How do I find clients? I don't want to go through a company who takes part of the profits. But I don't know where to find clients, and I'm nervous that if I look on my own, I will get hurt.

Most of us advertise and have them contact us, it’s the best way to go about finding clients. Get good images, good copy, and it will be pretty straightforward.

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banyc asked: Great blog! Love the sex worker patron post! x

I adore your blog too, so thanks for that!

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"you don’t want to fall in love with me."

erykah badu (via iaineenzoonuffin)

(via thedevaluationofspermdump)

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blackangelsnyc:

#swag

what else needs to be said?

(Source: banyc)

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Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

I need a credit card but it’s free? Yeah, ok.

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Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is allengrahmXX121117

nah. but thanks anyway.